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6/10/2022
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What A Day: Ban-d On The Gun(s)
The classic 10-strikes-then-make-a-new-profile rule. Thursday, June 09, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Jim McGovern (D-MA), on who Republicans protect from gun violence Tonight
6/8/2022
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What A Day: Boudin on the splits
Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Fossils) Wednesday, June 08, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Lauren Hogg, sister of David, wrecking Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) Tuesday's primaries were a
6/7/2022
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What A Day: Proud before the fall
[[X-Files music] Tuesday, June 07, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Sen. John Thune (R-SD), regular guy, defending weapons of war The rollout of the House January 6 Committee's findings
6/6/2022
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What A Day: Tip of the 'spiracy
Things are going great everywhere. Monday, June 06, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), wondering what the world is coming to Butter your popcorn, fasten your safety
6/4/2022
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What A Day: A time to bill
Sentient acne Stephen Bannon. Thursday, June 02, 2022 BY NICK TURNER & CROOKED MEDIA -Bill Barr, clown-ass attorney general The nation suffered another gruesome mass murder yesterday. It's like
6/4/2022
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What A Day: Here today, gone Navarro
More like Viktor Florban, amirite? Friday, June 03, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Joe Biden, with the sickest Elon Musk burn of all time We're fast approaching a climax of legal and
6/1/2022
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What A Day: Jury of one's jeers
The most Brain Genious verdict of all time. Wednesday, June 01, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Laura Ingraham, defending guns from pot smokers The resolution of Russia's war against
5/31/2022
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What A Day: Roberts's rules
American defense officials (who have never been wrong)... Tuesday, May 31, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Chris "Dinner Plans" Coons, angling for clout With respect to The Plot To
5/27/2022
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What A Day: Houston, you have a problem
Sometimes all the toilets are already clogged. Friday, May 27, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lauren Boebert, on how flying famously did not change at all after 9/11 Heads up! What A Day
5/27/2022
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What A Day: The Stitts keep on coming
Enjoy the copyright while it lasts, Tigger. Thursday, May 26, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Herschel Walker, still, somehow, on gun control Authorities' muddled and contradictory
5/26/2022
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What A Day: All shock, no action
Our long national nightmare continues. Wednesday, May 25, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Herschel Walker, on gun control The death toll in the Robb Elementary School shooting in Uvalde, TX,
5/25/2022
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What A Day: The unimaginable, again
You ghouls have fun at the NRA convention. Tuesday, May 24, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Murderous Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, on what separates him from Putin Tuesday marked
5/24/2022
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What A Day: Perdue for a reckoning
A beautiful forced-retirement present. Monday, May 23, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rudy Giuliani, screaming at a stranger during a parade Georgia's primary elections on Tuesday will
5/20/2022
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What A Day: Walker, sexist danger
Very cool stuff. Friday, May 20, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Soon to be former Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC), getting his fash on The GOP midterm ticket is like a wide-open book with
5/19/2022
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What A Day: Count wackula
You'd have to try really hard to get fired from your job right now. Thursday, May 19, 2022 BY KATE DOYLE & CROOKED MEDIA -Former president, man who invaded Iraq A casual observer of government
5/18/2022
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What A Day: Can't bind a Fetterman
The GOP: It's a worker's party now! Wednesday, May 18, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Sandy Smith, North Carolina GOP House nominee, crushing it Tuesday's primary elections were
5/18/2022
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What A Day: Oz célèbre?
Not since George W. Bush invaded Iraq... Tuesday, May 17, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Tucker Carlson, describing Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) Normally world leaders like it when they're
5/16/2022
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What A Day: New Elise on lies
...just like his wife Ginni. Monday, May 16, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Elise Stefanik spokesman, lying about calling her opponents pedophiles A neo-Nazi indoctrinated with Republican
5/13/2022
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What A Day: All Elon the botch-tower
A real Fascists Triangle. Friday, May 13, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Elon Musk, very convincing genius The looming, likely demise of Roe v. Wade has enticed Republicans across the
5/13/2022
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What A Day: More like SLAY-TO
Not all heroes wear shoes. Thursday, May 12, 2022 BY NICK TURNER & CROOKED MEDIA -Madonna, obviously A tectonic geopolitical event bodes well for Ukraine, and poorly for Russia, but the resolution